Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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