How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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