yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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