you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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