I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Randomize
