I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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