there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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