I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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