Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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