We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
