what if I'm pregnant?
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please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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