And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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