he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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