David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I checked into jail on foursquare
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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