I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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