Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
