Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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