apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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