Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
send nudes
from the living room?
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