Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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