How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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