Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Dignity is for republicans.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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