PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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