I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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