When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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