Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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