4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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