How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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