butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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