Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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