What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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