dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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