i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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