fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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