And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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