I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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