Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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