Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Do vagina's smell?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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