We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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