Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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