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  • 68 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:21pm

    That's horrible if u talk like that bout her u obviously don't care much bout her nor love her

  • 54 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:17pm

    Then why are you dating her? Dick move OP: you don't get to make fun of fat chicks if you're fucking one. ~skinny chick

  • 59 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:40pm

    I bet the baby carrot I'm eating is bigger than the OP'S dick.

  • 58 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:11pm

    Asshole

  • 55 47
    Submitted by FratHard on Feb 13, 10 at 5:06pm

    this is lame..

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:44pm

    Fucking Bastard! You're probably 350 lbs with a. 2 in. dick!

  • 52 44
    Submitted by bustinalluhos on Feb 13, 10 at 5:13pm

    Wow, thats kinda harsh. You look like Brad Pitt though right??

  • 48 37
    Submitted by sunshine118 on Feb 13, 10 at 10:07pm

    i think this is hilarious! and its my area code. HELL YAH!!!!

  • 44 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:29pm

    First text I've seen from Lubbock and it's lame...

  • 46 45
    Submitted by robotica on Feb 13, 10 at 6:55pm

    ahahaha. fat girls.

  • 39 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:39am

    U don't need chocolate hearts for valentines. You can give her a heart shaped pillow.

  • 37 32
    Submitted by tumadre on Feb 13, 10 at 9:22pm

    I'm sorry, but that shit is funny

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:46am

    Why are there so many thumbs down? That's hilarious

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:48am

    Agreed 10:17. Fucking fat chicks makes you "social-standards" fat by association. ~ another skinny chick

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:55pm

    This is the area code for most of theTexas panhandle! And yes, Texas is lame!

  • 35 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 6:40pm

    6:19 and 6:35 sound like real winners. Such language always turns a good woman on.

  • 24 27
    Submitted by CrossMonkey on May 10, 10 at 11:49pm

    even if I was fat I would still laugh ......lmfao

  • 28 36
    Submitted by bpchampxox on Feb 20, 10 at 12:17am

    hey at least it is chocolate flavored

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:13pm

    Fat chicks suck there's no argument to that. Girls who are making fun of the OP are probably Hellas insecure

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:06pm

    HAha nice

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 6:19pm

    Rofl all you bitches hatin on the op are probably figgity figgity fat asses with rolls comin outta yo rolls. Get off of tfln and hit the gym. Also, don't take the ice cream with you hahaha.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:19pm

    Yea fat chicks are the worse. You should buy her a gym membership and clothes tht are too small

  • 34 55
    Submitted by SpiderPig on Feb 13, 10 at 5:34pm

    Hahaha. Yes!

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 3:48am

    Go Lubbock!!

  • 26 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 6:35pm

    HAHA SHES A FAT BITCH JUST LIKE ALL YOU SLUTS READING THIS!

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