This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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