I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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