Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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