Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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