You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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