i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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