it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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