I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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