this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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