god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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