I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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