If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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