i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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