only if we run a train.
done.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
