That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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